Tuesday, December 15, 2015

FIE FIE FIE PAH!*

Check this story out:

"So, I fell and cracked a rib - kind of painful but not life threatening, right?"  

She shrugged as she began her tale of woe.

"What did feel really excruciating was the aftermath… no, I'm not talking about the healing process," she shrieked.  "Oh no!"

"What I'm talking about is the anti-healing - that awful, painful, vitality sucking rampage of my inner bully!"

"Ugh!  It was relentless," she moaned as she recited the litany…

'How could you!'
'What did you do now!'
'You never watch where you're going!'
'Jeeze, you are such a f@#k up!'
'YOU DID IT AGAIN!'

What do ya say?
Sound at all familiar?  

He he he…                                       

 (*With apologies to King Lear…)


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